I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Randomize
