Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
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I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
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You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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