i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
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Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
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Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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