You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
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I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
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Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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