So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
birth control should be required to get into college
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
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