Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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