Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Randomize
