I don't usually arrange sex via text message
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
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There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
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I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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