Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
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she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
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Can vaginas get frostbite?
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.