Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
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I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
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Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
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