Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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