VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
Two words: blizzard sex
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
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