That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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