if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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