with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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