I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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