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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
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I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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