Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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