East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
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The woman at walgreens tried to sell me clearance condoms with my fake eyelashes. Does it look like I get laid?
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
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I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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