but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
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Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
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Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
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