i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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