playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
and eventually we just all took our pants off
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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