When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
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