i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
splinters make it hard to masturbate
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I'm really busy with my period
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