Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
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