someone threw a dead crab at me
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Randomize
