my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
Randomize
