if i died would you start the facebook group?
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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