We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
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we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
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What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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