Yo dont text me then not text me
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
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