For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
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adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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