Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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