Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
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Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
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Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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