Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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