so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
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i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
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I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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