She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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