im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
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He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
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You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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