What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
i was born a porn star she said
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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