That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
she pinky promised me she was 18
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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