Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
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I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
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Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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