never play flip cup with pint glasses
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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