Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
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distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
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The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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