cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
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I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
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I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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