is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
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I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
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Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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