Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I will die if light touches me.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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