I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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