Those balls look pretty dangerous.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
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Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
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Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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