I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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