just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
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just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
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That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
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