We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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