ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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