Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
im six kinds of drunk right now
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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